May 2013
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via emergentpattern)
thebananarunt:
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my homework until i start stress crying
